Ladies & Gentiles,
Step right up and feast your beady little slots on an attraction hitherto unheard of in these or any other hemispheres! A phenomenon of deeply profound proportions! What you are about to witness folks is the most disturbing, wretched, horrendously infantile miscreants the world has ever known! Originally found on a tiny island in the farthest regions of the Afi…
(Hey, Mister! Can I see the funny Gorillas?)
Eh…Beat it, kid. Ya bother me.
As I was saying, Ladies & Gerbils… The most horrifying creatures in all…
(Are they nice Gorillas?)
Scram ya little turd! I'm makin' art up here!
I'm talkin' scary stuff here, Mr. & Mrs. Front Porch! The likes of which will make your skin…
(Aren't you talking about a band?)
Well, yes, technically, but…SHUT UP!!!
(Drama queen.)
Am not.
THE GAS HOUSE GORILLAS WILL BE APPEARING AT THE BLUE PARROT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!! GET YOUR SPOT EARLY! THE PLACE WILL BE PACKED!!!
(God's favorite Rhythm & Blues band)
Saturday, April 28
9:00 pm
The Blue Parrot Bar & Grille
1934 West 6th St
Wilmington, Delaware