Ladies & Gentiles,
Step right up and feast your beady little slots on an attraction hitherto unheard of in these or any other hemispheres! A phenomenon of deeply profound proportions! What you are about to witness folks is the most disturbing, wretched, horrendously infantile miscreants the world has ever known! Originally found on a tiny island in the farthest regions of the Afi…
(Hey, Mister! Can I see the funny Gorillas?)
Eh…Beat it, kid. Ya bother me.
As I was saying, Ladies & Gerbils… The most horrifying creatures in all…
(Are they nice Gorillas?)
Scram ya little turd! I'm makin' art up here!
I'm talkin' scary stuff here, Mr. & Mrs. Front Porch! The likes of which will make your skin…
(Aren't you talking about a band?)
Well, yes, technically, but…SHUT UP!!!
THE GAS HOUSE GORILLAS WILL BE APPEARING AT THE BLUE PARROT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT!!! GET YOUR SPOT EARLY! THE PLACE WILL BE PACKED!!!
(God's favorite Rhythm & Blues band)
Saturday, April 28
The Blue Parrot Bar & Grille
1934 West 6th St