This weekend The Gas House Gorillas will be celebrating the birth of our sacred nation with a fervor that would make Thomas Jefferson curl up in a fetal position and weep like a little school girl.
Thrill to the patriotic spectacle of your Gorillas as they commemorate the birth of this great nation with a dazzling display of musical magnificence hitherto unseen in these fifty glorious United States.
Feel the pride well up within you as you are reminded of the terrible sacrifices that God's favorite Rhythm & Blues band have had to endure, so that regular Joes such as yourself could remain entertained.
They don’t climb on bars in Communist China, Jack!
Nor could a rubber chicken have been duct taped to a mic stand anywhere in the Kremlin!
That's right, John Adams! Only in America!
God bless The Gas House Gorillas. They are as American as pancakes and internet porn.
“Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.”
Friday, July 1
Robin's Nest Rhythm And Blues
3103 Tremley Point Road, Linden, New Jersey
Saturday, July 2
375 3rd Ave., New York City, NY